99 Tips for Living

From Manhatten Transfer. Some terrific suggestions, indeed. A small sample:

• Pants with pleats get cuffs; pants without, do not


• When a friend calls after a drunken night, never say, “You were so funny.”


• Complaining about other people smoking makes you an ass.


• Do not spend very much money on sunglasses or umbrellas. You will lose them quickly.


• Be a regular at a bar

The only one I have a quibble with is "It’s better if old men cut your hair" - he hasn't seen my hair.