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22 October 2005

99 Tips for Living

From Manhatten Transfer. Some terrific suggestions, indeed. A small sample:
  • Pants with pleats get cuffs; pants without, do not

  • When a friend calls after a drunken night, never say, “You were so funny.”

  • Complaining about other people smoking makes you an ass.

  • Do not spend very much money on sunglasses or umbrellas. You will lose them quickly.

  • Be a regular at a bar
The only one I have a quibble with is "It’s better if old men cut your hair" - he hasn't seen my hair.


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