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02 February 2007

Now That's How to Have an Affair!

They're all abuzz in California over the news that golden-boy Mayor Gavin Newsom admitted to having an affair with his campaign manager's wife. That clearly lands him in the "untrustworthy-bastard" category occupied by most politicians. But look at who he had the affair with - what a babe! I think our politicians should be encouraged to have affairs with striking women their own age rather than going after big-haired bimbos or overweight interns. While I may detest Mr. Newsom's politics, I don't think any of us can dispute his taste in women.

Related (perhaps): Gavin Newsom's musings on the pressures of family life is big news on NPR.


Anonymous Anonymous said...

Actually, she's a tad on the skinny side. Thus, I can't agree that it was worth it. Plus, I suspect there was a strong mental attraction as in "she really understands me, unlike my pestering wife."

February 02, 2007 12:47 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I agree she is a little on the skinny side, but still attractive. Maybe she is great in the sack. I am sure the only thing Newsome is sorry about is getting caught.

February 02, 2007 2:17 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Don't be too quick to pat Newsom on the back. He had a scandalous relationship with an 18-year-old not too long ago, and Rippey-Tourk has been in rehab.

February 02, 2007 5:45 PM  
Blogger ziel said...

That's disturbing - it sounds like he might be just another predator of the weak.

February 02, 2007 8:12 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This is ol' Miles......

It would probably make me look ultra shallow to point this out, but Im going to do it anyway.

Look at the blonde's husband. He's not ugly, but he's just a very regular guy. Gavin Newsome could be an actor. "Unbalanced" marriages and relationships that Ive seen in my friends and acquaintences personal lives over the years oft seem to come to a bitter end. The beautiful one, if they keep their looks, heads out for greener pastures after many years of marriage. Ive seen this happen over and over.

We are quick to blame Newsome, and dont get me wrong, he should not have let this happen. However, I wonder how hard he had to twist her arm for this to happen or EVEN IF HE was the aggressor at all.

You know there are books and videos out there that show men ways to psychologically manipulate and meet women. I had read about a man (NYTimes)who gave classes on this. The centerpiece of his technique was to effect a "neg". A "neg" was a half-compliment/half-insult that a man uses on a woman when he meets here in a bar. Example: "Youre hair looks pretty, who colors it for you?" The woman instinctively feels she MUST both thank you for the compliment (which guarntees you that she will have to smile, releasing whatever phytochemicals that are involved in that, tricking whatever neurotransmitters that it does), but will also have to be on the "defensive" and say (or lie) that "my hair IS NOT COLORED" or "my boobs are real" or "these arent extensions" or "my face is not that made up" etc. There is apparantly some weakening of her defenses when these contradictory emotions are elicited at the same time and coupled with the fact that they occur when youre making your FIRST impression, it somehow tricks her into thinking you have more going for you than what you do.

Its a bullshit mind scam. Well, back to my original point......if a man uses status, mind games, humor (especially can take a woman to bed if you can keep her laughing and even date her for a while, but what do you do when she stops laughing and you run out of jokes). One day, she is going to wake up, and look across that bed at YOU. You with a three day stubble of bead, you ten pounds heavier than when you married, all of that.

My point is that with her normal looking husband and her very nice looks, Im not suprised she had an affair. Thats ugly, I know, but life is pretty much ugly after childhood isn't it? Perhaps something is amiss in our mating protocols. I dont want to seem a prude, but looking back.......I think alot of people would be happier if they married their first loves in high school rather than waiting until their thirties when professional, status considerations, financial stability, acceptablility to "friends" and various other outside issues are considered. When we are 16-17 and stupid, we just know we are in love and the lust is usually real if nothing else is.

I just bet ol' Bill Clinton had married one of the other babes in his life rather than Hillary..........

February 03, 2007 3:27 AM  
Blogger ziel said...

Miles, instinctively I agree with you on marrying your high school sweetheart, but I'm pretty sure the stats don't back us up - I believe younger marriages fail more often than later marriages (taking into account appropriate statistical adjustments). Who knows what happened in this case.

To be fair to Gavin, he was also coming off a bit of a rebound - he was divorced three years ago - his wife (Kimberly Guilfoyle) left him for Fox News! Ouch, that had to hurt.

February 03, 2007 9:15 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

M again, Yes, the Fox News babe WOULD hurt. Yikes.

Man Murdoch is shameless about hiring hotties to read his news. They have a new doe-eyed blonde and CNN has a woman named Robin Meade who are beautific beyond belief. Hotter than anything in Hollywood (including Scarlett Johannsen). Its shameless.

February 03, 2007 3:15 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

There used to be a web site devoted to the hot women of Fox News. Couldn't find it though.
I must admit bad news sounds better when it is coming from a good looking woman. I myself was always a Laurie Dhue fan.

February 03, 2007 3:20 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Oh come on guys. He's the mayor of San Francisco. You couldn't slip any jokes in like, "And he's having an affair with a WOMAN?" or "I guess they disagreed on the size of the dildo."

February 04, 2007 1:08 PM  
Blogger Steve Sailer said...

Being San Francisco's heterosexual male must have its advantages...

February 05, 2007 7:08 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Rippey-Tourk has been in rehab.

Now that's sexy- A thin, great looking Blonde(Although she could use some more meat up top)with a substance abuse problem. Newsome is my hero.

February 18, 2007 8:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

figure out the next steps in their lives and to take care of their wonderful 3-year-old son."

I didnt know about the 3 year old- he's out taking care of the city, she's out taking care of the mayor- I guess the kid was taking care of himself.
Classic example of why some people should not have kids.

February 18, 2007 8:06 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

what the hell, if you're gonna have an affair....dont do it with a fat hairy troll that looks like any of the dem. leading ladies.

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