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07 May 2007

Teaching Evolution in Schools

What good is teaching evolution in school when your daughter tells you that, according to her teacher, human beings won't have pinkies thousands of years from now because we don't need them. My advice that she ask her teacher if she would marry a man missing his pinkie finger is unlikely to be followed.


Anonymous Anonymous said...

You cannot play the guitar like this:

without your pinky finger.

And not having music like that would truly suck. Tell that to that snarky teacher.

May 09, 2007 7:04 PM  
Blogger Dennis Dale said...

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May 09, 2007 7:41 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

How will people keep promises in the future if they can't pinky swear?

May 09, 2007 8:26 PM  
Blogger ziel said...

Eleven! You're projecting not just an extra digit, but on only one hand? Freaky...

May 10, 2007 12:20 AM  
Blogger Dennis Dale said...

Due to the proliferation of guitar playing (and keeping with the Spinal Tap reference).

May 11, 2007 1:43 AM  
Blogger Dennis Dale said...

I've just learned that the melungeons, a mysterious racial type with uncertain origins, sometimes have extra thumbs.

May 12, 2007 10:20 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

More NJ school news: Honor students riot in Trenton!

May 12, 2007 12:58 PM  
Blogger Laura(southernxyl) said...

I need a prehensile tail. I've thought very often how useful that would be. When can I evolve one?

May 28, 2007 9:37 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You must have some disease that causes you to serially miss the point. As mammals, we have, then lose, during gestation, pharyngeal gill slits and a tail. Furthermore, we still possess a non-functional third eyelid. All of these are evidence of evolution.

May 29, 2007 12:31 PM  

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