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20 February 2010

Welcome to Heaven

Q: What were Al Haig's first words on passing through the Pearly Gates?

A: "As of now, I am in charge here..."

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  1. "Not being a politician, I think I can say this: The life of a politician in America is sleaze,” he told the authors of “Nixon: An Oral History.”

    “I didn’t realize it until I started to run for office,” he said. “But there is hardly a straight guy in the business. As Nixon always said to me — and he took great pride in it — ‘Al, I never took a dollar. I had somebody else do it.’ ”

    --Haig, quoted in his NY Times obituary

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