How to Get in Trouble Down Under

For years now, young Australian muslim men have effectively waged war against white Australian women, from verbal harassment to gang rape, but no one has seemed too concerned - indeed, they garnered much international sympathy when white youths decided to fight back during the Crounulla riots last year.

But now a mulim cleric has figured out how to really spark some worldwide outrage - not by committing a rape, but by talking about it. In a sermon to his followers, he observed that "if you take out uncovered meat and place it outside on the street, or in the garden or in the park, or in the back yard without a cover, and the cats come and eat it... whose fault is it, the cats or the uncovered meat? The uncovered meat is the problem." Oooh. Sounds like someone needs some sensitivity training.